My Life
I grew up in Colorado 🏔️ and have been skiing 🎿 since age two. I also love to surf 🏄which sucks when you live nowhere near an ocean 🌊. I’ve lived in Spain, hiked the Inca Trail🥾, and landed in Bangkok Thailand on 9/11/01 (yes, my old passport has the stamp to prove it). 🛂
I’ve taken over 1,800 Orangetheory classes 🏃♂️, “kind of sort of” played college lacrosse🥍, and once wrote a series about horror movie villains 🦹 who decided to give up their evil ways. I’m a single dad 👨👧👦 and the current content creator for my son’s budding soccer career ⚽️. My other kid is going to be famous. Holler if you want her autogrpah.
Robin Williams told me jokes 🤣 in the TSA line at SF airport 🛄, Chevy Chase ripped my punctuation ⁉️ apart on a script writing call and Fred Savage narrated a slo-mo video of my daughter jumping off a step in our old old house.
I like people and dogs 🐶. Cats 🐱 are…whatever. Ok, that’s enough, you get the point.
